My sister, a friend, and I were dropping off Alex and one of his friends at the mall when the following exchange took place.
Chelsea: And I better not get any calls from security!
Alex (in a thoughtful tone): So that means we can get into trouble as long as we can outrun security so they can't call you.
Chelsea's friend (deadpan): Yes—we just don't want to get the call.
Alex's friend (sagely): Oh, well—we're both Mexican so we'll just take off running and hop the fence . . .
Text from Chelsea: Did you know that you can use cheesy poofs in fondue?
Reply from Callie: That text just redefined the phrase "apropos of nothing" . . . I don't know what to say.